What Do You Think About The Jokes Going Around About The Recently Passed Crock Hunter?

From Current Events Forum:

What do you think about the jokes going around about the recently passed crock hunter? I have heard 2 jokes so far bout the crock hunters death and being from AIs and the jokes coming from here are just disrespectful not just to the dead (R.I.P) but to his family and friends that are still grieving.

Answer: I think the comments, jokes etc.. are very distasteful and disrespectful. Whoever is making these jokes is totally ignorant! How would these people feel if they had lost someone close?? a family member or best friend if had they passed away? Would they still be joking about it? Time comes in to every ones life when we have to except and deal with the loss of life of someone who we are close to, just please show some respect for others, especially in there time of grieving, even if you didn't know them. We are human beings that God brought into this world and eventually we return to when our time comes. R.I.P. Steve Irwin

How Do I Write Jokes To Late Night Talk Show Hosts?

From Talk Shows Forum:

How do I write jokes to late night talk show hosts? I heard that if you write jokes to Conan or Leno or Letterman they might pick your joke and send you a check. How do I find out what address or e-mail to send them to?

Answer: These guys have writers. They don't pay outsiders for jokes. BUT...if you submit some jokes and they like them, you might hear from them. Go to each ones website. Letterman CBS/lateshow Conan - TBS Leno - who cares?

What Is The Difference In The Structure Of Spontaneous Humor And The Structure Of Jokes?

From Jokes & Riddles Forum:

What is the difference in the structure of spontaneous humor and the structure of jokes? Jokes have a have a setup and a punchline but does spontaneous humor have the same setup? What is the structure of spontaneous humor?

Answer: Jokes have the set up and the punchline. Spontaneous humor works by the method of 'same same different,' so if you say something like apple, apple, shoelace it's amusing because shoelace doesn't fit. It's something like that.

How Should I Respond To Remarks/Jokes About My Weaknesses?

From Etiquette Forum:

How should I respond to remarks/jokes about my weaknesses? I always get awkward when comments or jokes are made about obvious flaws/weaknesses in my appearance or personality. What is the best way to respond in these types of situation? Should I try to make a joke about it, verbally agree to it or just not say anything?

Answer: Dear 'Awkward', Key word (in my opinion); why do you get awkward? I recommend define for yourself what you mean by awkward (in terms of definition/actions/...) then! Consider "the source" of whom is making the comment or jokes about obvious (another key phrase) flaws weaknesses in appearance or personality. Appearance and/or personality are not so easy to change; so if the "the source truly is sincere and the intent is to help" not joke [redicule in private or publically] then a solution or constructive criticism should follow. Age group/setting? Rhetorical question: it matters how to respond, if family, tell 'em later we can use examples and solutions; if public, silence is good. Perhaps, take a quick look at that person's appearance/personality, and just think it, and make eye contact, and move on to another subject. or suddenly, see someone you've been playing phone tag with and excuse yourself. Smirk, hang in there. Bottom line: always "consider the source" then weigh the pros and cons. If you agree, then ask for help from somebody you trust: don't rule out mums/dads/aunts/neighbors with more wisdom; even strangers...safely.

What'S The Difference Between Brandon Crisp And Brandon Crisp Jokes?

From Current Events Forum:

What's the difference between Brandon Crisp and Brandon Crisp jokes? The jokes will get old.

Answer: His jokes are not witty, and he is only half witty, and that is the difference.

What Does It Mean When A Guy Makes A Lot Of Jokes About Rape?

From Psychology Forum:

What does it mean when a guy makes a lot of jokes about rape? Very often he will make jokes about rape or mention sexual assault. Otherwise he seems like a fantastic guy. Could he be a rapist? He also has referred to women as whores, but seems to be very respectful to me as a woman and doesn't seem to be threatened by strong women.

Answer: The thing that you hear most victims say, whether or rape or mass killings, is "he was the last person in the world I'd expect to do something like this" or "but he seemed like such a great guy" blah blah blah. Let me tell you something, if he's making a lot of jokes about rape and mentions it a lot; you can probably feel safe to assume that it's on his a mind a lot more than it's on his lips. I say be cautious, he could be harmless, but I'd rather not be the first one to find out he isn't.

What Is The Christian Viewpoint On Telling Jokes With Sexual Innuendo?

From Religion & Spirituality Forum:

What is the Christian viewpoint on telling jokes with sexual innuendo? My BF and I are both Christians, but he has been telling a lot of jokes with sexual innuendo to his female co-workers. It is very upsetting to me and I don't understand why he's doing it because they can get the wrong idea. He said he's just joking around, but my trust of him is being shaken by this. I need some Christian perspective. How should I handle this?

Answer: The Bible says we're to keep away from coarse joking. And quite frankly, telling dirty jokes to his female co-workers qualifies as harassment.

Why Is It Offensive To Joke About The Jews But Jokes About Others Are Ok?

From Religion & Spirituality Forum:

Why is it offensive to joke about the Jews but jokes about others are ok? You can say blond jokes all the time and that is supposed to be OK. But you can not joke at all about Jews. Earlier I made a joke, "Where do you send Jewish children who have A.D.D.?" and everyone says I am hating the Jews. You cannot make any little joke about them or people get upset. This is not the account I asked on.

Answer: Cox they know deep inside how bad and wrong they are , they have no self confidence or self esteem that's y they feel bad when someone tell a joke about them , it HURTS ;) One of my favorite jokes : Ahmed said : I would like to throw a penny and watch them fighting to the death :D

How Do You Handle Inappropriate Jokes At Work?

From Etiquette Forum:

How do you handle inappropriate jokes at work? There are just a few women colleagues at work. I have lunch with mostly male colleagues at the recreational area. Sometimes, the jokes they make are quite embarrassing, with reference to sex, porn etc. Every one else laughs out loud and I just keep silent and get away from there at my earliest opportunity. I try to make a decent conversation and ask general questions. What is the best way to deal with it?

Answer: I don't think there's very much you can do about it, I'm afraid. If the majority find the jokes funny, saying something is likely to make you unpopular. Your colleagues are not your type of people so it's probably best to spend less time with them. Eat your lunch, nod and smile, then scarper.

What Are Some Good Jokes To Make At My Friend Who Wants To Date The Lead Singer Of A Band?

From Jokes & Riddles Forum:

What are some good jokes to make at my friend who wants to date the lead singer of a band? My friend is in the early stages of a relationship with the lead singer of a band from our hometown. I've been harassing her with jokes about Yoko Ono and Courtney love, but I'm running out of fuel. I need some more jokes relating to famous band break-ups.

Answer: I don't know any jokes relating to famous band break-ups. I did find a couple about musicians though! Try asking this question in the 'music' category and you might get a better response. There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician, the other didn't have any money either. What's the first thing a musician says at work? Would you like fries with that? There's nothing I like better than the sound of the lead singer of a bands singing, unless of course it's the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner. How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The lead singer holds the bulb and the world evolves around him. Why is an 11 foot concert grand better than a studio upright? Because it makes a bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the band recital.

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